| Name: | Simon McCauley |
| Date of Birth: | 01.07.1971 |
| Residence: | Somewhere between London and Augsburg |
| Hobbies: | Golf, pub, golf, gaming, golf, guitar, golf, piano, golf, beer, ice hockey (preferably watching from a very comfy seat with a beer having played some golf beforehand), listening to proper music that is not generated from a computer like all that modern teenie pop and dance crap. THAT STUFF MAKES ME SOOOOO MAD!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, I like golf……… |
| Annoying habits: | Constantly mentioning that I like golf and the obvious habit that is generated by drinking lots of beer (I sleep alone most of the time……..) |
| Hidden talents: | I can fart the national anthems of 37 different countries. The ability to be able to get into situations that most people couldn't get into. |
| Regrets: | Getting into situations that most people couldn't get into…………. |
| Ambitions: | Well, I will never become a golf pro as they do not drink beer. So my ambition is to be in Augsburg by September 2003. My other ambition is to be in CFS, watching ice hockey and having a woman bringing me beer and giving me a foot massage |
| Dislikes: | People that cannot quote at least one phrase from The Simpsons… |
| Motto: | If it can't be shagged then kill it…….. NO!!!!!! sorry… (just kidding!!) My motto is "This is not a rehearsal", although the other one is funnier………..
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| Things I will never be able to achieve: | Find a girlfriend now that this profile has been posted on the internet………..
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